Mission: Naptime

Firstly, may I apologize for the complete lack in effort with regards to my "blog" yesterday.  It was just one of those days that (seemed like) I could have done without.  Nothing good happened, nothing bad happened...nothing happened.  Don't get me wrong; I am so very grateful that I had been blessed with that day at all and I don't mean to say it was a complete waste.  It's just that after a long, tiring day, if there is nothing to write about, I'm not going to stay up late and force something.  And I mean it...nothing happened.  I didn't even have any interesting thoughts of daydreams all day; it was as if I were on auto-pilot.  But meh...to quote Monica, it's just one of those days.

Anywhoodles...(5 points and a follow if anyone knows where I stole that from)...it's pretty unchallenging here today, so I thought I'd try and stick it to the man.  Out of nowhere came this inexplicable urge to test my limits and see just how much I could get away with.  My heart beating, I looked around to see if anyone was watching...of course not...I ducked my head back down and slowly, so as not to provoke any attention, lowered my head into my arms and attempted...to nap! With my heart beating so fast, it took awhile for me to settle in but sure enough, I stumbled into the warm, fuzzy neighborhood of afternoon naps.  I hadn't had one of these since college! Okay, I exaggerate...but still.  I was out for a good 10 minutes before the puddle of drool that had formed on my lap elicited that uncomfortable wet feeling, rousing me from my slumber.  Despite that ickiness, I was awed to discover that NO ONE HAD NOTICED! Sweet!!! It was so delicious, the feeling that I got away with something! There's nothing like sheer exhileration to pump up the adrenaline AND work productivity! This just might be going in the comment box by the door.  I have no idea where this badass-ness originated from.  I guess idle hands, yadda yadda...

But anyway, yes, I know it's pretty early for a blog.  Well, I was just riddled with guilt from the non-blog that was last night's entry that I couldn't wait to make it up to you guys with my story about....sleeping...and drooling...yeaaah.  Hopefully something (GOOD!) happens before I lay my head to rest tonight.


MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED! YAY!